WHAT IS C-FEST?
C-Fest is an ultimate frisbee
festival for Div 5-8 teams. Some might call it a tournament; we
at Illegal Smile like to call it an uber awesome weekend event
with a shiny red nose.
It's all about fun and spirit.
Wear costumes, eat great food, get lickered, party hardy all day
play ulty. This year's theme is "Quest for Fire and Ice". Check
out the FLYER.
4 games Saturday, minimum of 2 on
Saturday: 10:00am start, end at 5:00pm
Dinner at 5:20pm, on the field
start, end at 3:00pm
years Spirit winners were Maple Ridge Ultimate. Wanna see what
they look like? So this year
they get to come back and make sure you have fun. Expect to see
them handing out prizes, whipping up sno-cones, running the slip
n'slide, and playing silly games. Show them your nipples, and
they will show you theirs and more. Anything can happen. Get
your photo taken with the beloved 6 foot penis and other juvenile delinquencies. Be a freak. You're allowed. Just be sure to call it spirit.
Field food that is
available all day is fruit, veggies, candy, sno-cones, pita and humous, and other goodies we have not thought of.
A big feast will
follow playing all day Saturday. There will be a big chow-down
feast with lots of great food. This scrumptious affair of food
is right on the field, so you don't have to go anywhere.
The Saturday party is cancelled. Our apologies to
the 5-6 hardcore drinkers out there who are going to survive the
full day of playing and drinking, and want to party their livers
into early retirement.
For the highest scoring team we have something really special: a permanent ban from future
C-Fest tourneys. For everyone else we have a lot more prizes and we can be pretty creative about how we allocate them. Best costume, best cheer, and most spirited team are some old standards you can expect to see, but pretty much anything that tickles our fancy may be rewarded. Spirit is the emphasis here (almost to the exclusion of all else). Go on, freak out, freakshow.
After exhaustive research we have concluded that the only place on the planet suitable for a tournament of this caliber
is Prince of Wales High School.
Prince of Wales Underground Nuclear Defence Facility